1. True Confessions

    I listen to brostep and pretend I’m a robot while I’m running in the morning so that it doesn’t hurt as bad.

  2. True Confessions

    My downfall: I cannot go to bed when there’s a computer near me that still needs troubleshooting.

  3. True Confessions

    At this point in my life, I finally understand what “The young and the restless” means.

  4. True Confessions

    A sliding scale of some of my personal qualities (Part 1 of ?):

    Dependent<->Independent

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    Introvert<->Extrovert: 

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    Outgoing<->Reserved

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    Passive<->Aggressive:

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    Decisive<->Indecisive:

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    Optimistic<->Pessimistic:

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    Active<->Inactive:

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    Exciteable<->Indifferent:

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    Trusting<->Suspicious

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    Talker<->Listener

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  5. True Confessions

    I wish I was a teenager in the 80s.

  6. True Confessions

    I’ve eaten all the food I could ever want today, and all I want now… is some pizza. :/

  7. True Confessions

    My favorite part about being a dad in the future is my kids thinking I’m weird for liking “old people stuff” like dubstep, PC games, and skinny jeans.

  8. True Confessions

    My days are spent looking at old pictures of myself wishing I had my hair and beard back.

  9. True Confessions

    After getting used to spending so much time on Reddit, it really makes me wish tumblr had “downvotes” for all the retarded stuff that somehow makes its way into my feed.

  10. True Confessions

    I sleep in a sleeping bag on my bed so that I don’t have to make my bed in the morning.